March 2012
February 2012
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fear of being loaded in las vegas
nsect:
i think my grandmother gets her prescriptions filled today its a holiday miracle.
brandnewswastikas:
Dance like nobody’s watching
Love like you’ve never been hurt
Sing like nobody’s listening
Live like you’re some kind of heavy, meat-eating, flightless bird
brandnewswastikas:
For my last meal I would like a grilled cheese sandwich and French fries and for girls to stop doing their makeup so they have those black swoops going out from the sides of their eyes, you know?
brandnewswastikas:
Saying “No, you hang up” over and over in your cutest voice for several minutes after the person that was on the other line has hung up
you and your famous knock knock jokes